one direction in preschool
  • louis: talks really loud and brags about minor accomplishments
  • niall: laughs at absolutely everything to the point where it's ridiculous
  • zayn: has the best crayon pack out of everyone and colors all day long
  • liam: can read at a 1st grade level and won't let you forget it
  • harry: eats glue
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dadsworstnightmare:

if you feel personally attacked by nicki minaj’s comments on yr skinniness please go turn on the tv and see all the girls with yr body type modelling clothing & hosting tv shows & acting in major films to make yourself feel better……..

or instead everyone can focus on telling women that all bodies are lovely and that no matter how skinny or muscle-y you are or how soft your tummy is that you’re fucking beautiful and your weight has nothing to do with who you are as a person??

(via ddunkins)

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

(via bumpngryles)

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allicouldsaywashello:

the reason Harry wasn’t in that interview was because he was “sick”

aka  Harry was just fine prior to that interview, but had thrown shade at their merchandise promo and had talked about growing his hair longer, getting his ears pierced, and commented on how a female interviewer’s top would look great on him

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"sick" is code for 1DHQ having an "OH SHIT" moment

(via footielouie)

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Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via grimmydarling)

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